“Does she still love you?”
“I don’t think so,” Magnus said dryly. “She wasn’t very pleasant the last time I saw her. Of course, that could be because I’ve got an eighteen year-old boyfriend with a stamina rune and she doesn’t.”
Alec sputtered. “As the person being objectified, I … object to that description of me.”
(Source: lilithsmark, via mortalinstrumentsinfernaldevices)
I used to love this pic until I read the Milk fanfic…. Yeah now it’s kinda disturbing… O.O
(via firetruckyeahianthonypadillax)
Am I the only one that cried when Leslie won the election?
Yes? Oh. Okay.
-continues crying-
Not tears of sadness. Tears of overwhelming joy. c:
KNOPE 2012!
(yeeeeah, just finished season 4)
No one, ever. (via christophernolanss)
(Source: scoldylox, via ashangel899)
FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!
Am I the only one who ships the cartoon versions of Harry and Louis too?
(Source: shippingheart.tumblr.com , via hazzalovesboo)
The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction (x)
(via niallourlittleleprechaun)
When Harry officially comes out:
| At a press conference | |
| Harry: | Um.... |
| Harry: | Like... |
| Harry: | So basically... |
| Harry: | Um, I don't just like.... |
| Minutes pass | |
| Harry: | Girls |
| Harry: | I mean.... |
| Days pass | |
| Harry: | Girls are like.... lovely.... |
| Harry: | But basically.... |
| Harry: | I also like |
| Harry: | Um..... |
| Harry: | Like.... |
| Harry: | A bit of boy |
| Louis: | What else, Harry? |
| Harry: | -shoots Louis hearteyes- |
| Hours pass | |
| World peace is achieved | |
| Time travel is discovered | |
| Harry: | And like.... |
| Harry: | Basically.... |
| Harry: | Louis and I are, like... |
| Louis: | Oh for god's sake. Harry and I are in a committed relationship and have been for some time. He first asked me out in 2011 and it took him DAYS to get the words out. |
| Harry: | Yeah, like.... |
| Harry: | Um |
| Harry: | That's basically true |
Harry said in the Up All Night North American Tour Program that he wants to learn sign language. So i figured I’d see if his and Louis’s “signal” meant anything in sign language. I found this and kinda freaked out (:
“The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!”
“Wow, remember that movie with the group of wanna-be rappers who were trying to get even with a pimp, and end up inadvertently waking up a bloodthirsty leprechaun? Yeah, that was such a good movie”
-Said no one, ever.
FUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I keep throwing up.
Fucking shoot me.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE THROWING UP?
I’m a drug addict and I take Tomlibacco, Styleroids, Malikjuana, Payne Killers & Horoin.
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